Welcome to Deertopia!
Mule deer make the most frightening and terrifying sounds of any animal, expression of pure anger and savagery. Click on the angry bois to hear their wrath, and shake in your boots!
As the best friends of the deer species, it's only fair that cows make noises which are just as threatening and intimidating as their fellow ungulates. This is what you should look out for if you ever find yourself alone in a dark alley cornered by cows demanding all your drugs.
Like every respectable ruler would, the holy deer from outer space visited us into our dreams and through psychedelics apparitions to make us deliverers of their holy law, the only law that a Temple follower should ever feel obligated to follow.
Deer hell has been put in place for the wicked souls who do not comply, because they love us, they love us so much they will gladly torture us for eternity if we do not fall in line, which is the behavior of a loving god from what I hear.
Different offenses carry different sentences in deer hell, but they are all ruled out by our one and only Mio, using his mighty and powerful hoof as the gavel confining misbeliefers to the darkest depths of hell, where they'll have plenty of time to reflect on what they have done to anger the most powerful creatures in existence, and wether it was worth it.
Here are some random shit Temple members write about random things that upset them, of which there's plenty. These aren't necessarily deer-focued, but they're here in an effort to use this space as a therapeutic release valve. I was told to do this by Mio in person, and we know he's a master at anger management.