Deer Soldiers in the Great War

The First World War is a conflict very few people will study in depth, always being overshadowed by the bigger war that followed it shortly after. Despite being talked about less, its impact is still felt throughout the world to this day and it represents an incredibly fascinating (and depressing) time in history to learn about. For example, did you know deer fought in the Great War? Your disbelief proves how much disinformation gets spread on the topic. That's alright though, we have a lot of photographic evidence to prove it. This page collects the images and stories of the ungulates who fought in the trenches from 1914 to 1918.


Why World War 1?

Here at the temple any conversation regarding the second world war is strictly forbidden. A certain founding member happens to be maybe a little obsessed with the history of the First, and refuses to ever engage in any discussion on its more popular successor. He says it's because the role of the deer army in that conflict is neglectible, but it's possible he's just a jackass.

Our Temple's policy on war discussions

Regardless, millions of bleaters were deployed on both sides. The fighting which would take place in the next four years would be the most appalling, ferocious, and catastrophic military event in history up to that point. Men and deer fought side by side, writing their names in legend as heroes. Here we commemorate these heroes, thanking them for having resisted when there was no hope, for having withstood unimaginable struggles and yet always fighting back.

By the time the second world war came about humans and deer had grown distant due to the huge increase in hunting, which led the ungulates to cease all cooperations and left humanity to deal with the war by themselves. This is NOT a made up excuse for the lack of WW2 content on this website.

This page is also born from the knowledge one of the founders of the Temple has accumulated on the topic, while actively avoiding WW2 information like a plague, he would use Temple funds to bring home strange accessories like original helmet and gas masks, just to put them behind a piece of glass. That inheritenly makes him an expert in the field and he's thus authorized to say anything he wishes.

Cosmic Deer Temple founder about to make hasty purchases to help with the holy cause and which he will regret later

The Deer War Effort

The contribution of deer and their animal friends to the war effort has been forgotten with time, but after we have unearthed hundreds of original documents and photos we are finally able to reconstruct and document their history like no one else could before. Probably because I am the only idiot enough mentally ill to think about cervids in a world conflict.
Either way, here we collect all this fantastic and priceless evidence to the greatness of the deer army, once well known and respected, and nowadays relegated to underground covert operations to prevent humans from thinking they might not be the ruling species on the planet, but we will talk about that too in due time.

Respected German officer on the Italian front

Our prophet Mio fought in the trenches himself, it's not uncommon seeing him in the middle of a shellshock flashback. He consumes endlessly to forget. Or he's just hungry. It's kinda hard to tell when he refuses to communicate unless it's to order someone to let go of their food.


The Italian Front

The face of relentless trauma and hunger
Italian shock troop member proudly displaying their motto
The Arditi were also exceptional swimmers, no matter how cold the water they'll cross it damn it
Splish splash, I'm in da bath. Well, this is actual swimming practice for shock troops, but you get it
Italian mountain troops, living in their natural environment
Italian leaders drooling at the mouth when thinking about annexing Austrian territories against their will. I was so amazed by this photo that I made a typo in the caption
Artillery tries to claim another victim, but it didn't take in consideration this little guy's zoomies

The Western Front

A sentinel's watchpost in a first line trench
The war never ends for those who fought it
British soldier taking a well deserved Christmas nap
I love war!!!!

Deer Army Allies

Meerkats were one of the many allies deer could rely on to spot enemies
When you only have one machine gunner left you can't be picky
How to bait enemy snipers with cute moo moo heads